In honor of this week’s Tantrum, I give you: Michael Jackson, Macaulay Culkin (plus various other angelic-looking blonde children), and … cream pies.
The real question is, would you let Michael Jackson take your crotchfruit to Per Se?
LEGAL-EVIDENCE QUOTE FROM MICHAEL: “I just loved it. It could have gone on and on as far as I cared.”
Published by Theodore
Theodore Ross is an editor of Harper’s Magazine. His writing has appeared in Harper’s, Saveur, Tin House, the Mississippi Review, and (of course), the Vietnam News. He grew up in New York City by way of Gulfport, MS, and as a teen played the evil Nazi, Toht, in Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation. He lives with his son, J.P. in Brooklyn, and is currently working on a book about Crypto-Jews.
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The acceptance the general public continues to show to this nut-cake really shows to you how unimportant child safety is to folks out there.
If TV is GOD, then I guess a pop culture idol can be a flagrant pedophile and continue to act with impunity. I for one am glad he’s dead, and I would ram my binary foot up the ass of anyone who comes to his defense.
Quick question, La Coccinelle–what’s a binary foot? –Theodore.
Binary foot aka 01100110011011110110111101110100 tends to push through regular computer screens, much to the amusement, or dismay of some…and it has great reach.
Most wont take two steps before it firmly lodges itself inside their rectum.
La Coccinelle–that is clearly the most amusing thing that will happen to me all day. Much appreciated.–Theodore.
The acceptance the general public continues to show to this nut-cake really shows to you how unimportant child safety is to folks out there.
If TV is GOD, then I guess a pop culture idol can be a flagrant pedophile and continue to act with impunity. I for one am glad he’s dead, and I would ram my binary foot up the ass of anyone who comes to his defense.
Quick question, La Coccinelle–what’s a binary foot? –Theodore.
Binary foot aka 01100110011011110110111101110100 tends to push through regular computer screens, much to the amusement, or dismay of some…and it has great reach.
Most wont take two steps before it firmly lodges itself inside their rectum.
La Coccinelle–that is clearly the most amusing thing that will happen to me all day. Much appreciated.–Theodore.