Children’s Tylenol Recall: Important Questions

All I want to know is: Who do I sue?

It’s not that anything bad happened to Sasha. I’m just… let’s say curious? I mean she’s taken the stuff in the last couple of months, so like if she doesn’t get into Harvard, or if she grows small horns, can I start a class action?

This could be the one great event that brings all parents in our generation together!