Meet Coach Gross (Okay, Not Quite)

Christopher’s recent tirade against rude skateboarders, together with our Tantrum about fathers, sons, and sports, reminded me of a dream I’ve been harboring: to become a skateboard coach.

The phrase “skateboard coach” itself is kind of a contradiction in terms, at least for a guy like me, who skated for a decade in the late ’80s and early ’90s, when any type of organized or institutionalized learning and training was viewed with distrust/disgust. But a few years ago, while I was driving across the country, I stopped at a skate park in Indiana to fool around on my board. As I cruised around the asphalt and climbed to the deck of the small half-pipe, a kid just starting out came up to me and asked expectantly, “Are you good?”

Obviously, I’m not that good. If I were, I would have more tattoos, get paid to break my ankles, and probably wouldn’t be blogging. But I am, still, even after all this time, good enough. I can get on a board comfortably enough, and break out a few complicated tricks that went out of fashion so long ago that they now seem mysteriously new. At the Gowanus Grind last year—an event to build support and funding for a skatepark in my neighborhood—a few 11-year-old kids glommed onto me for some reason, and I found I liked the feeling of showing them what could be done on a board, and how.

And those aren’t the only young skaters around. The neighborhood is full of them, and the shop Homage runs Saturday morning skate clinics at a nearby school. I keep thinking of offering my services, but haven’t had time (travel will do that to you), and plus, what if I’m actually not quite good enough? I don’t know a damn thing about coaching, but—and I think this is the one area where I fall square in the middle of the typical father-sports spectrum—I feel like just being a father with some capability in a sport qualifies me to teach it to younger people. That’s how it works, right?

Published by Matt

Matt Gross writes about travel and food for the New York Times, Saveur, Gourmet, and Afar, where he is a Contributing Writer. When he’s not on the road, he’s with his wife, Jean, and daughter, Sasha, in Boerum Hill, Brooklyn.

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