Places I’ve Seen Sasha Pee

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  1. In her diaper.
  2. Through her diaper.
  3. Through the infinitesimal crack between her diaper and her thigh.
  4. In her bed.
  5. On the couch.
  6. In her undies.
  7. In her undies and her shorts.
  8. On a chair at the Van Leeuwen ice cream cafe. (Afterwards: “I didn’t pee on your face, Daddy!”)
  9. On her bike seat.
  10. On the sidewalk.
  11. On my lap.
  12. In the potty at school yesterday HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

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Matt Gross writes about travel and food for the New York Times, Saveur, Gourmet, and Afar, where he is a Contributing Writer. When he’s not on the road, he’s with his wife, Jean, and daughter, Sasha, in Boerum Hill, Brooklyn.

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