Because there are an infinite number of Websites, there is, of course, the “Top 5 Worst Baby Shower Gifts.”
My favorite: the peepee teepee.
The one I wished I was shocked existed: baby high heels.
The one I actually owned (blame the ex): the baby-wipe warmer.
Anyone out there have stuff that should have made the list, I’m all ears.
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Theodore Ross is an editor of Harper’s Magazine. His writing has appeared in Harper’s, Saveur, Tin House, the Mississippi Review, and (of course), the Vietnam News. He grew up in New York City by way of Gulfport, MS, and as a teen played the evil Nazi, Toht, in Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation. He lives with his son, J.P. in Brooklyn, and is currently working on a book about Crypto-Jews.
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Haha, thanks for the link. If you ever make a Top 5 Best Baby Shower Gifts list we hope you’ll keep us in mind. 😉