Fingertip Amputation & Other Parenting Hazards

The first rule of hipsterdom is this: Thou shalt ridicule other hipsters for doing that which you yourself do. But does this apply to hipster parents? As best I can tell, yes. At least, this explains my reaction to the news that Maclaren is recalling 1 million strollers because their opening mechanism could, if sprung …

The Horror, the Horror: The Prequel

Two years ago, on the coldest day of the year, at 4:30 a.m., I could be found standing in line in the dark in Brooklyn, shivering, too cold even to drink coffee. J.P. was 2, and it was time to enroll him in a local preschool/daycare. Now, to say “enroll” makes the process seem in …