Horrible Children Will Steal Our Jobs

It’s bad enough that the old-media conglomerates that pay us Dadwagoneers are struggling to make it through 2009, but now Gawker warns us that a half-dozen rugrats are angling for our positions—and will probably get them. To these kids, I say: Fine, take over. But enjoy it while it lasts. Because it won’t be long …

Pointy-Headed Kids and the End of Play

Interesting/disturbing numbers taken from a report by the Alliance for Childhood (did they spend much time coming up with that name?) called “Crisis in the Kindergarten: a new report on the disappearance of play”: Minutes of standardized test prep, on average, that New York and Los Angeles kindergartners undergo each day: 24 Minutes of unstructured …

Better Living Through Embarrassment

Our little guy is just at the point (8 months old) where he is about to start picking up sociobehavioral cues, and my wife and I are mortified at what he’s going to see. Yes, we think of ourselves as fairly upstanding urban citizens. We live within our means, we don’t let the bathrooms get …