You’re Not Going to Wear That, Are You?

Spent some weekend time shopping for holiday gifts, and yet again, I have been struck by the spectacular awfulness of most baby clothes. Who decided that the gender-specific appliqué is the only appropriate way to decorate a tiny outfit? Walk through the boys’ racks, and all you see are little footballs, hockey sticks, puppies, and DADDY LOVES ME embroideries; in the girls’ department, amid the sea of pink, it’s all sparkles and princesses and butterflies. Well, I am about as much a fan of the football/cheerleader dichotomy as I am of the head traumas that go with it.  I vote no.

To find better-looking infant clothes, you have to seek out some designer baby line, like the Brooklyn company Egg. Their clothes are great-looking and well-made; their prices mean that we just don’t own much of it. The middle ground, so far, has been astonishingly sparse. If it weren’t for the plain and sturdy and all-American stuff from Lands’ End, we’d be stuck permanently in DADDY LOVES ME land.

Then again, things could be worse.

Published by Christopher

Christopher Bonanos is a senior editor at New York magazine, where he works on arts and urban-affairs coverage (and a few other things). He and his wife live smack in the middle of midtown Manhattan, where their son was born in March 2009. Both parents are very happy, and very tired.

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