What Almost Made Me Cry Today: Genuine Close Call Edition

Well, it wasn’t technically today — it was a few days ago. But it was a doozy.

Our son is just barely old enough to not-quite-crawl: He can roll around and push himself back and forth a little. Up till now, my wife and I have been in the habit of plunking him into the center of our double bed, two good turns away from all the edges, when we need a moment to get something done

You can pretty much guess what happened. I turned my back for 90 seconds, as I was putting away some freshly folded laundry. And as I stood there, sorting my stupid socks, I heard a thump and a cry. He had landed on his forehead (his head!) and had a big red welt to prove it. It’s the first time I have ever caused him pain, I think, I hope. And by the time I got to daycare an hour later, I was sure that a SWAT team from Child Protective Services would descend and lock me up any moment. By that time, I was thinking that I might deserve it.

When I walked in, our caregiver immediately noticed, and I explained that he’d fallen and hit his head. And she said, as warmly and breezily as I could’ve asked for at that moment, “Oh, that’s gonna happen.” A little advice, reader: If you want real-world information at a moment like that, the person to ask is a woman who changes twenty diapers a day.

(Followup: He’s fine. Of course he’s fine. But we’re done with that middle-of-the-bed thing till junior high. And tonight’s batch of clean laundry got put away after he went to bed.)

Published by Christopher

Christopher Bonanos is a senior editor at New York magazine, where he works on arts and urban-affairs coverage (and a few other things). He and his wife live smack in the middle of midtown Manhattan, where their son was born in March 2009. Both parents are very happy, and very tired.

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  1. Sadly, I think it’s almost a dad’s prerogative to drop a kid on his head at least once in the child’s young life. Don’t feel so bad, though. A friend of a friend, who happens to be a surgeon, fell asleep in the hospital while holding his newborn, and you guessed it — said newborn slowly slid down his legs and bonked his head on the floor. On his first day of life, no less! That’s got be a record. No worries, though, baby was fine, and first-time dad got his requisite dropping-baby-on-head moment out of the way in mere hours of his kid’s lifetime.

  2. Who can forget that first fall (off a bed, always) of that first baby!?! (My first is almost 7 and I still cringe.) Of course, I have a theory about babies bones … could be wrong but I have taken the occasional comfort in it … could it be that the reason why babies bones are softer than ours so that they bounce better, thus protecting them more? I mean, as they learn to stand, walk and run, they do take quite the beating on floors and ground: carpet, wood, pavement, the works!

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