What Almost Made Me Cry Today in Fatherhood

The daily Google News summary of fatherly doings is typically full of death and misery—a machete murder, a snowmobile accident, Marky Mark producing a fourth child—but at least one tidbit today is topical and, with a bit of imagination, inspiring. In Port-au-Prince, Haiti, a New Zealand girl was found alive underneath the dead body of …

Bad Dads We Love: Hair pulling and the hooscow

Okay, let’s be honest—I’m going bald and I’m none too happy about it. I mean, what kind of sick fucking cosmic joke would cover my entire body with hair but not my head? What exactly did I do to deserve that? Is it some sort of punishment for being Jewish? Perhaps that’s why I reacted …

Nine Fingers Should Be Enough, Right?

I’ve talked before about babyproofing our apartment, but as we work our way around the place, bolting things down and tying up power cords, I’ve come to realize that a couple of things simply can’t be done. That floor lamp that’s a little top-heavy? We’re just going to have to keep him away from it. …