A Week on the Wagon

A Week on the Wagon. Such a phrase! Seems particularly close to my own life this week, as I’ve been sick since last weekend and haven’t been able to indulge in my normal pastimes, which along with binge drinking, include domestic violence, crocheting, and bestiality animal husbandry. As such, I’ve had more time (and sobriety) …

New York State Wants You to Be More Like Charlie Sheen

I recently learned, from Mayor Mike Bloomberg’s State of the City address, that New York State has something called the Fatherhood Initiative. It’s meant to… well, that’s a little hazy. The state’s Website says it “supports the development of collaborative strategies between social services districts and community organizations to assist noncustodial parents in meeting the …

Behold the Pink Tentacle

If I’m crunching the numbers right, DadWagon kids are 30% Asian. Two are Hapa, two are one-quarter, and one poor DadWagon kid is absolutely not Asian at all, unless you expand Asia Minor to include Greece, which, as Xerxes learned, can be very difficult to do. So who cares? Well, mine are the only Japanese kids, …