Merry Pesach!

As some of you may know, this is the first night of the Hebraic observance of Passover, which is Aramaic for “Jews own the International Banks, suckas!” Tradition dictates that my extended family gather together to sup upon the fatted lamb, quaff to the dregs, and all pretend that we don’t eat pork. Some discussion …

The Fallacy of NBC’s ‘Parenthood’

So, true story: I know these parents who have a teenage girl who racked about a $1,000 cell phone bill—all to one number! And when the curious parents dialed the number to see who it was, it was some “Yo yo, wassup!” type of loser. Who, once the parents hacked their daughter’s Facebook account, turned …