A Week on the Warren Wagon

Matt is lost in the Slovak woods somewhere, Theodore is obviously knee-deep in pussy somewhere in the Caribbean, Christopher is humping in the old-fashioned sense (as in, working very hard) in a dying industry, and Nathan has spent the week as a captive of Russia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs who regret to inform him that …

Next stop, Sheremetyevo

From Moscow by way of Tennessee comes this awful story of adoption failure. I’ve heard of some crazy ways of ending relationships: one of my favorite people in the world was divorced by email (no, not Theodore). People disown each other by text, I’m sure, and Skype  to say they’re never coming home. But putting …

Score One (Sort of) for Slovak Dads

The other day, I was sitting in a bar in Nové Zamky, Slovakia, when an interesting ad came on the TV. The scene: Dad’s at home with his two daughters, who’ve gotten into Mom’s make-up kit and transformed their lily-white dresses into the kind of hideous rainbow garb you see on old Haight Street hippies. …