Dealing With Bullies the New Old-Fashioned Way

There’s something I don’t understand about the local paper’s Sunday article about cyber-bullying and how schools are dealing with it. It’s actually quite a good story, and shows, without much exaggeration, how texting and Facebook are making the already uncomfortable experience of middle school even more unbearable. But what struck me was the opening anecdote, …

Terror Babies!

This one, from Texas congressman Louis Gohmert (no relation to Gomer Pyle) needs little context since it’s so laudably insane. Seems that terrorist cells abroad are “gaming” the American immigration system by inseminating terrorist-moms with terror-babies bent on “destroying our way of life.” That’s good stuff.

A Week on the Wagon: Embowelment Edition

In the annals of history, few exhortations have been as universally stirring to mankind as the words that DadWagon’s own Christopher Bonanos composed yea this very afternoon. After a week in which he said “Meh” to Father’s Day and “mush” to a children’s classic, after throwing in the towel in the millennia-old gender wars, he …