Bad Dads We Love: Schmucks at the Hospital

Last night the girlfriend and I took a tour of the hospital where she is going to deliver the baby. Rather than bore you with my thoughts about how different it was doing this the second time around, how nervous the other first-time parents seemed, how much of an old pro I felt myself to …

Bad Dads We Love: Playboy’s Deadbeat Dad

Did you know Playboy has a blog? Did you care? I mean, the men’s magazine hasn’t been relevant in either the pornographic world or the literary world for at least a decade, so when Hef’s crew launched The Smoking Jacket (recently? a while back? who knows?) no one really noticed. But yesterday, the blog published …

An Important Message re Young, Naked Girls

We know a lot of you have heard the recent news about Parenting Magazine—namely, that its recent newsletter inadvertently included a Full Frontal shot of a Young, Naked Girl—and are concerned that such a catastrophe might befall DadWagon as well. “Will Christopher mistakenly give us Polaroids of his child’s genitalia?” you are likely asking yourselves. …

The Tantrum: Is Yelling in Front of the Kids OK? Part 3

This week’s Tantrum has an obvious answer. Arguing in front of your kids was part of the recent definition of ghetto parenting, and with good reason: you don’t need to be Phil Zimbardo to realize that a child of a hostile environment may well turn out hostile themselves. And yet, I’d like to argue in …