Via Gawker: An eleven-year-old “movie critic” named Jackson was on the Early Show this morning and he MUST BE STOPPED. Or as a person named Lindsey Weber from someplace called URDB via something else apparently known as Tumblr (can someone out there explain the internet to me?) put it:
This is the opposite of a cute baby video. This’ll make your ovaries (or your testicles) shrivel up & disappear. I literally want to invent a Time Machine so I can go back in time to before LIGHTS CAMERA JACKSON was born and convince his parents not to procreate.
I have watched the video of this little bugger and I agree. Watch it yourself, ye parents, and despair.
super annoying kid has been reared off the teat of ty pennington and guy fieri. false hyperactive enthusiasm is no excuse for having nothing intelligent to say.