The Sweet, Creamy Filling of America

Like Theodore, I have a dirty secret that involves having family in non-cool places. He apparently has to go to some swamp to see his mother. To see my grandfather, I trek to a small town outside of St. Louis to a convalescent home not far from what used to be known as Six Flags over Mid-America. There’s much to …

A Week on the Wagon: It’s August, Goddamit

As the end of August approaches, and with it the beginning of a new school year and the promise of increased workplace efficiency, many of us cling tenaciously to the idleness of summer and the hell-with-it-all attitude of vacation. Which is just a lofty way of saying it was a slow week on DadWagon. Christopher …