Actually, no love for this father. A San Jose police officer finds out his 14-year-old daughter was banging some skinny little slip of a 15-year-old boy, and decides to scare the young man by coming to his home in full uniform, handcuffing him and talking ominously about filing an “informational report” to the sexual assault investigator …
Monthly Archives: September 2010
Dads and Drinking
It is back to school season, but not just for the kids. There’s been a particularly kinetic energy through my slice of the city over the past 2-3 weeks, as people return from fuck knows where and give in to the nearly prehistoric urge to reunite for one last celebration of the summer before the …
Pancakes Make People Happy
Particularly when they look like this. I was not aware that there are pancake bloggers, but sure, why not? And this guy must surely deserve the Pancake-Blogging Pulitzer, for the thing that he made after a visit to the American Museum of Natural History.
Fairway: Is Nothing Sacred?
For those of you who don’t live in New York City, the possessiveness that local residents can feel about Fairway won’t compute. For those who do, please get a tissue before reading this: lox trimmings. The Fairway in Brooklyn, in particular, is a kind of parent wonderland. Located in Red Hook, right on the water, …