How JP Didn’t Get His Name

What with the looming arrival of the Second Coming, which my girlfriend has now instructed me must henceforth be referred to as “Ellie” (her name), I’ve been thinking about how we go about giving kids their handles. Now, Christopher’s wonderful Greek cousin notwithstanding, I actually do have a rich uncle story. My grandfather and his …

What We Actually Look Forward to When We Retire

Matt’s post yesterday laid out a nice prospect for old age, but it did get me thinking: Do you actually think you can, or will, retire? I once did, though it seemed like a stretch: I’d need a six-figure sum, and if I lived small, and compound interest did its thing, I could probably pull …