Terrifying, indeed, this slideshow unearthed and sent around by Alex Smith: Horrifying Sesame Street Halloween Costumes. Yes, we’ve had our fun with Bert, Kermit, Elmo and Katy Perry’s dirty pillows on this blog, but there is nothing funny about adults trying to dress like a muppet and failing, or, like this person, just fornicating all over …
Monthly Archives: October 2010
Becoming a One-Pot Crackpot
When the woman who fused gametes with me became pregnant for the first time, she started seeing other pregnant people everywhere she went: in the park, on the plane, on the subway. The whole world had gotten knocked up simultaneously. It was deeply subjective and yet entirely real to her. And now, in quite the …
Google Map Fail
This is a screenshot from when I took the kids to Jing Fong, the ridiculous Dim Sum banquet hall, this weekend and tried to use Google Maps to help me drive around Chinatown. Here’s what the Don’t Be Evil Cartographers told me: to get one block over from where we were (green pin) to Mott …
Sleepy Time With Not Me
For the last week or so, JP has been refusing to have me put him to bed at night, instead insisting that my girlfriend help him with his bath, brush his teeth, and read him a bedtime story. The lazy part of my personality (AKA–70-75 percent, depending on how well I’ve slept) finds this development …