Some things are so inexplicable they require no explanation. I would also like some recognition for coming up with a post while sitting in the Charlotte airport. I tried to dig some up from Nathan, who only trumped me with his vomiting little boy. I feel for you, Nathan, but can’t I get some travel-love, too?
Pee Wee Herman + Grace Jones = Holiday Special!
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Theodore Ross is an editor of Harper’s Magazine. His writing has appeared in Harper’s, Saveur, Tin House, the Mississippi Review, and (of course), the Vietnam News. He grew up in New York City by way of Gulfport, MS, and as a teen played the evil Nazi, Toht, in Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation. He lives with his son, J.P. in Brooklyn, and is currently working on a book about Crypto-Jews. View more posts