The Hairpin posted this very funny video. Check it out below (and run it through Bennyhillifier.com for even more hilarity): All well and good–frippery of this nature is what the Internet was created for. What’s more, it’s nice to see something out there that is both cute and funny, doesn’t include cats (not that I …
Monthly Archives: December 2010
A Very Tea Party Christmas
After a week of DadWagon complaints about Santa from a Hebraic perspective, here comes a far darker insult to the holidays: The Liberal Clause. According to Yahoo’s political blog: “The Liberal Clause” depicts socialist elves — led by Obama — trying to take over the North Pole (forcing elves to reduce their carbon footprint, among other …
Are We Oversnacking Our Kids?
Yesterday, I thought I was being really smart. In the late afternoon, I’d happened into a chic, newish Park Slope coffee shop, Venticinque, and as I was ordering a little pick-me-up, I spotted something on the counter: chocolate-chip cookies, $1 apiece. Now, I wasn’t particularly hungry, but they might be just the thing to give …
YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING WRONG!!! AGAIN!!!
You fucking idiot. You goddamn retard. You hapless, helpless, gormless, irresponsible parent. Oh, don’t give me that “But I didn’t want my infant to die of SIDS!” crap. Don’t give me those “But there wasn’t any research on this yet!” excuses. You—you who put your child to sleep on its… its back! Who denied it …
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