Signs of the Apocalypse: Pajama Jeans and Jumpin’ Jammer’z

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I can tell if the existence of such awful things as Pajama Jeans and Jumpin’ Jammer’z are evidence that men should never be allowed to choose their own clothes, or if they are evidence that no one (their wives) should be allowed to choose clothes for them.

Below, videographic evidence to assist which side you fall on in this crucial sartorial debate.

Pajama Jeans (for fat women with no taste)

Jumpin’ Jammer’z (the abomination)

Published by Theodore

Theodore Ross is an editor of Harper’s Magazine. His writing has appeared in Harper’s, Saveur, Tin House, the Mississippi Review, and (of course), the Vietnam News. He grew up in New York City by way of Gulfport, MS, and as a teen played the evil Nazi, Toht, in Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation. He lives with his son, J.P. in Brooklyn, and is currently working on a book about Crypto-Jews.

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  1. I saw the pajama jeans commercial the other day and laughed my ass off. Until today I didn’t have the opportunity to see the other one, but it is equally as fucked up as the pajama pants. Holy shit, bro!!!!

  2. I’ve been envious of the little critter’s footies, until now. Though it would be nice to run around the office yelling “Game Time!”

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