It’s been a while, hasn’t it? A while since we took on that hoary, divisive subject: babies in bars. Well, if you’ve been waiting for a chance to foam at the mouth about the diaper-clad set occupying the dive where you get sloshed, then wait no longer! First, send a thank you to Bloomberg’s Board …
Monthly Archives: January 2011
School Dazed
Over at DadCentric, The Holmes wrote an appropriately pissed piece this week about the school budget crisis in Austin, where he lives: Now the situation is looking downright grim. The State of Texas faces a budget shortfall of no less than $15 billion, a number so large that it doesn’t even seem real. People who …
Crime & Punishment: Toddler Edition
Sasha is generally a good kid, so we don’t spend much time disciplining her. Sure, she’ll occasionally cry and scream to get her way, but then she’s no different from her mother. Only when she’s truly defiant—say, throwing food on the floor even after we’ve warned her not to—do we get mean, and issue a …
Baby’s First Horrible Portrait
A fetus cannot scream. It can kick a little, but it has a hard time expressing a more specific emotion like, ‘Mom, what the fuck is this picture you’re taking?’ Perhaps you’ve seen these already. But if not, you must see this gallery of bizarre pregnancy pictures and the silently screaming fetuses within. A couple …