Toddlers, Boredom, and David Foster Wallace

The past couple of weeks, I’ve been mostly MIA from this site, at first because Jean, Sasha and I were in Taiwan visiting Jean’s family, and then because I was wandering around Indonesia on my own. Now, however, we’re all back together in Brooklyn—and with a few new additions to the household. That is, we …

Tipplin’ like Toddlers

“I couldn’t discipline him, because he wasn’t acting up. He was drunk.” That from the mother of little Niko van Heest, a 15-month-old who was allegedly served sangria at Olive Garden this week, just days after a Michigan toddler actually got quite shitfaced when Applebee’s served him margarita instead of apple juice. Little margarita-man’s family is …