Matt and Nathan Are Disgusting, Perverted Donkeys!

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Actual Matt and Nathan photos (you decide who is who)

I don’t really have anything to say about either one of these two and their fine and well-considered bitch-fests posts from earlier in the day.

But I couldn’t resist making a crude joke at their expense. That’s why I have a blog, ladies and gentlemen: as an excuse to post Google image photos that I found by searching for “sex offenders.”

But because I am expected to do some actual blogging on this here blog, I will leave you folks with this tidbit of absurdity from our corporate subsidiary, Babble: There is a family by the name of McGhee. They had six babies all at once! They scored big on Oprah!

That’s all I have to say!

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Theodore Ross is an editor of Harper’s Magazine. His writing has appeared in Harper’s, Saveur, Tin House, the Mississippi Review, and (of course), the Vietnam News. He grew up in New York City by way of Gulfport, MS, and as a teen played the evil Nazi, Toht, in Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation. He lives with his son, J.P. in Brooklyn, and is currently working on a book about Crypto-Jews.

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