JP went to school today in skinny jeans. Which I bought. From Old Navy.
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I was recently tricked into buying jeggings for my children, they were thrown into the cart while I was looking at toy cars or something else cool. Jeggings make skinny jeans look like parachute pants(I think I just dated myself). I refuse to dress my kids in jeggings but I am too embarrassed to return them.
What the heck is a jegging? –theodore
leggings with styling meant to imitate jeans (contrast seam stitching, rivets, a fly (fake), butt patch pockets (also fake), denim-esque fabric). They are VERY VERY TIGHT and revealing. slut wear, really.