Terrifying, indeed, this slideshow unearthed and sent around by Alex Smith: Horrifying Sesame Street Halloween Costumes.
Yes, we’ve had our fun with Bert, Kermit, Elmo and Katy Perry’s dirty pillows on this blog, but there is nothing funny about adults trying to dress like a muppet and failing, or, like this person, just fornicating all over the entire concept of muppetry.
But the images I will be discussing most with my therapist, if I ever get one, will be the ones involving Bert and Ernie. Crotchy Elmo is just the tip of the terror.
And now I must bleach my eyes.
Gah! Unsee! Unsee!
Ha. Too late, suckers. Elmo-thong is now a meme in your brain. Only time can heal something like that.