Be Careful: Triumph of the Annoying Parent-Voice

Last month, when I was in Las Vegas on assignment, I went for a hike in Red Rock Canyon with one of my editors, Jim, who just happened to be in town. It was a lovely day, clear and on that fine line between warm and cool that is perfect for desert hiking. The terrain …

Nathan, You Pompous Ass

Ah, Nathan. Normally, I love and appreciate your sharp emotions and fiery rhetoric—they make DadWagon such an intense delight. But today, alas, I fear they’ve led you astray. You’ve forgotten one of this dadblog’s prime directives: Fuck the kids—it’s all about me. Your argument—for those just joining us, Nathan is in favor of having kids …

When’s the Best Time to Have Kids?

Once again I’m not home. This week I’ve left behind my wife, my deeply saddened daughter, and the ongoing renovation of our kitchen to eat my way through frosty Montreal—with my younger brother, Steve. In the past couple of years, Steve and I have developed one ongoing, never-finished conversation: I try to convince him to …