People Are Talking: Sexy Father(s), Optional Abortion,

• Like all of you, I was excited this week to see at my supermarket checkout lane the new issue of People—featuring the Sexiest Men Alive! Squee! Of course, I immediately looked to see which of these hot hot HOT men were dads, and it turns out there’s good old Jon Bon Jovi at no. …

How Badly Did Dadwagon Sell Out?

Yesterday, when Theodore wrote of his son’s love of trains and his daughter’s love of carseats, he wasn’t emoting simply for his love of blogging. He was getting paid to do so by something called Kinect Joy Xbox We Own Your Children. And in so doing, he earned Dadwagon its first ever pennies. We entered …

Douchebag Dad Dunks Divorce Declaration

As loyal Dadwagon readers are well aware, I am not much of a sports guy. Which is why I don’t know anything about this basketball fellow named Steve Nash except that he’s an asshole. On the day he issues a press release announcing the birth of his son (the admirably named Matteo), he also notes …