This weekend, the Northeast drowned in precipitate and a Midwestern whiteout killed the Metrodome (although seriously, we all know that the Vikings’ owner spent the last week up under the roof cutting a hole so he can force the prog voters of Minneapolis to become the next group of taxpayers to pay for a new …
Author Archives: Nathan
The ShootGun vs. TSA
We flew out to Colorado over the weekend, because 40 degree weather in New York just isn’t cold enough for us. This was our first family trip in the post don’t-touch-my-junk era of family travel, and we had visions of our children screaming during invasive pat-downs. But there was no such fiasco. Early morning at …
A Very Tea Party Christmas
After a week of DadWagon complaints about Santa from a Hebraic perspective, here comes a far darker insult to the holidays: The Liberal Clause. According to Yahoo’s political blog: “The Liberal Clause” depicts socialist elves — led by Obama — trying to take over the North Pole (forcing elves to reduce their carbon footprint, among other …
The Tantrum, Part 3: Why Can’t Jews Just Ignore Santa
As a (half) Jew, I pity poor St. Nick. These thing my colleagues are calling him–the fat pagan stealing cookies, the superstar holiday perv-lush who forces children to adore him–these are not his fault. These are our fault. Yes, I’m going to point the finger right back at Jews, along with Gentiles. The only reason …
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