Matt is lost in the Slovak woods somewhere, Theodore is obviously knee-deep in pussy somewhere in the Caribbean, Christopher is humping in the old-fashioned sense (as in, working very hard) in a dying industry, and Nathan has spent the week as a captive of Russia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs who regret to inform him that …
Author Archives: Nathan
A Week on the
Next stop, Sheremetyevo
From Moscow by way of Tennessee comes this awful story of adoption failure. I’ve heard of some crazy ways of ending relationships: one of my favorite people in the world was divorced by email (no, not Theodore). People disown each other by text, I’m sure, and Skype to say they’re never coming home. But putting …
Failure to Raunch
I’ve just reread Warren’s post about his racist preschooler, and it brings a couple things to mind. First: what the fuck, Warren? I’ve never met you, but you are clearly ignoring the first rule of guest-blogging: do not write better than the regular bloggers. Seriously, it’s the same reason women don’t wear white to someone …
East River Hero
In a city where firefighters are the Bravest and cops are the Finest, there’s no shortage of hyperbole. So I shouldn’t be surprised to find out that the Hero Dad of the East River might be something a little, um, less amazing. I mean, yes, it was sort of miraculous. The dude jumped 20 feet …