A Week on the Wagon: Punching Bag Edition

The illustration at left should tell you everything you need to know about the Week that Was at DadWagon. It was created by the excellent illustrator Matthew Dujnic, as DadWagon’s rejoinder to the piss-poor Photoshop skills of our new frenemies at Die Hipster. Yes, they claimed that their version was ironically bad, but really, if you’re …

Baby Meets Bureaucracy

As you may have read here before, we’re having affordability issues with Dalia’s current school, and have therefore set off into the wider world of Uptown Manhattan in search of a universal pre-K spot. To that end, we’re in the middle of schedule-chewing string of school visits up and down Manhattan’s District 3. Some things …

Widowers: Slate wants to keep you from getting laid

OK, so Slate is only trying to keep you from getting laid if you’re trying to bed your child’s babysitter, but still. I was somehow elected by DadWagon to take on this topic, I think out of some confusion: I said earlier that a previous babysitter had a crush on my son, not me crushing …

And now for… Eduard Hill

In the vein of our friend and Canuck commenter Karen, who apologized for the Olympic closing ceremonies by saying “our best writers were working far from home,” I am only posting this latest Internet sizzle because the writers of DadWagon are too busy with their “jobs” to bring you more of their usual dyspeptic  insightful …