The Tantrum: Should I Send my Kid to Private School? Part 2

Despite vast differences in intellectual heft (he wins) and hairline (I win), DadWagoner Theodore and I do have something in common: we are both caught in the maw of the New York public school “universal” pre-K bureaucracy. Theodore complained righteously about the lack of available spaces, but it’s even worse than he wrote, because you’re …

In Defense of Trading Kids for Cockatoos

This disturbing (and yet somehow believable) crime story from Louisiana reopens an age-old debate. What’s worth more: two kids or a cockatoo? Yes, the child trader in the story swapped two kids (a girl, 4, and a boy, 5) for a cockatoo. But the bird wasn’t quite an equal trade, so she asked the couple …