So Ellie (the fetus previously known as the Second Coming) sits breech in the belly of my girlfriend, and has for quite some time now. Acupuncture has been tried and hasn’t succeeded, the Webster Method discussed and rejected. Suffering has come to my girlfriend in this stage of her pregnancy, in the guise of arthritic …
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More Proof The World Is Coming To An End
The hail tonight in Brooklyn wasn’t enough? (fucking hail, people!) No? How about this video of Grover spoofing that Old Spice commercial all the kids seem to be so excited about these days: That’s what kids need today–more exposure to advertising.
Car Seat Depression
I don’t really understand why, but any failure I have performing mechanical tasks around the house (building simple items, repairing others) seems to have an extremely negative impact on the rest of my day. I’m not going to go so far as to say depression, but more-than-mildly bummed would be accurate. Take yesterday, for example. …
I Am Not Going on Vacation With My Ex!
Apparently, the Huffington Post is starting a divorce blog, which is kinda interesting, and if it consistently includes stuff like this from Nora Ephron—”The premise … is that marriage is for some time but divorce is forever”—then it might actually be fun. But I’m not sure I’m on board with Ariana Huffington’s motivation for starting …