Dad + Gadget = Fail, Crib Edition

Preparing for the Upcoming (which is what I’ve decided to call my daughter until she is born) is, as most parents know, a bummer. Shopping, planning, nesting, preparing said nest for nesting, is no fun. Perhaps my girlfriend (and definitely my mother) would disagree, but that’s where I am on the issue. It’s time-consuming, murderously …

Term of the day: “Fashionable Shitpad”

If the steaming-hot issue (yipes!) of designer diapers is now discussed in the pages of Gawker, does that mean fancy-poop has reached a cultural critical mass (bam!)–or is it totally done? You decide: Incredibly vain parents are actually buying Huggies horrible denim diapers, so much so the brand regained the market share they recently lost …