Yesterday was screeching hot in New York City, so JP spent a good part of the day in the playground cooling off in the sprinkler. Later in the day he was joined by one of his little buddies for a playdate, and his friend’s mother brought along some water pistols for them to play with. …
Author Archives: Theodore
Terror Babies!
This one, from Texas congressman Louis Gohmert (no relation to Gomer Pyle) needs little context since it’s so laudably insane. Seems that terrorist cells abroad are “gaming” the American immigration system by inseminating terrorist-moms with terror-babies bent on “destroying our way of life.” That’s good stuff.
The Upside of Divorce
Divorce is no fun. It is no fun on levels of not being fun that I never realized existed. It is as far from fun as anything can get without having a cavity filled at the same time. It is short-term no fun, long-term no fun. It is deeply expensive, requires lawyers, involves judges, and …
Useless—Except for Cleaning Feces
As I think I proved with some degree of mathematical precision in my installment of this week’s Tantrum, men are still relevant. Except apparently when it comes to marketing for diapers, according to the Times: Fathers are changing more diapers than ever, but you would never guess that while walking down the diaper aisle, where …