That way no one has to go to the trouble of inventing it! (don’t look too deeply into this logic–just let it flow, baby). Ladies and gentlemen, from the fine folks at Bullet Proof Baby USA, I give you the bullet proof stroller: Which… a rudimentary Google search just determined is a fucking fake. Damn you, …
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DadWagon: Your Cultural Resource on the Interwebs
Admit it: when you think DadWagon, the first word that comes to mind is classy. That’s right–DadWagon, cultural arbiters, style-masters, and perverts (with plenty of good old-fashioned crazy). We are a pretty refined group, and in that light, I’d like to share the artwork of a good friend of mine, Peter Staley. I’m not going …
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Picnic Displeasure
Word to the wise, all divorced fathers: do not come early (or in my case, on time) to your son’s school’s end-of-year picnic. If you do, and your ex-wife arrives late with your son, you will be forced to loiter awkwardly in the park for twenty minutes, feeling very much like a child molester. In …
Alert: Your Crazy Kid Will KILL Your Wimpy Kid
Or words to that effect. This just in from the Times on the summer “trauma season”: Dr. Johnston and his colleagues studied large populations of children and found that if a child was injured seriously enough to be hospitalized, all the children in that family were at higher risk of injury for the next three …
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