As some of you may know, this is the first night of the Hebraic observance of Passover, which is Aramaic for “Jews own the International Banks, suckas!” Tradition dictates that my extended family gather together to sup upon the fatted lamb, quaff to the dregs, and all pretend that we don’t eat pork. Some discussion …
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Where Do They Find These Kids?
How is it possible that there are children who can sleep through a smoke alarm? I fart in the next room and JP is up and complaining (that may just be about the smell).
Michael Jackson Porn Video
In honor of this week’s Tantrum, I give you: Michael Jackson, Macaulay Culkin (plus various other angelic-looking blonde children), and … cream pies. The real question is, would you let Michael Jackson take your crotchfruit to Per Se? LEGAL-EVIDENCE QUOTE FROM MICHAEL: “I just loved it. It could have gone on and on as far …
Put Your Babies Behind Bars
Sometimes you have to wonder what the fine folk who run New York City are thinking. The Times ran this piece yesterday about a playground in a housing project in Bedford-Stuyvesant, for many years one of the city’s poorest neighborhoods and still an area with more than its share of violent crime. The playground has …