JP was young enough when my ex moved out that he doesn’t remember his parents ever having lived together. I consider this a good thing, given the amount of arguing he witnessed in the latter stages of our marriage. As a result, however, his residential life has always included a great deal of shuttling back …
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The Subcontinent’s New Math
Let me stipulate up front, for those readers unhappy about my having poked fun at really small people (who happen to look like old men dressed up as newborns): What I’m about to write about is not funny. Not at all. Not a little bit. Definitively not funny. There. Can I proceed to make fun …
A Short Post
Pay no mind to the fact that this isn’t, in fact, an infant, but rather world’s smallest man. Forget that he actually died today. (Yes, I’m a dick.) Reaction to this photo should be the same as to any newborn-with-parent: Isn’t he just precious! Cheap joke. But still funny.
Two Roads in a Wood: Here’s Hoping My Boy Goes the Other Way
My post yesterday about why we shouldn’t hate Mommybloggers who strike it rich comes from an honest source: me. My financial woes have taken up considerable space aboard the DadWagon (and with a tightly edited and curated site like this, how dare I be repetitive?). I won’t trouble you good folks with any more of …
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