Like Chris, I too have my mind on bad fathers today, only the bad father is me. Or really, what I am is a bad husband, if the folks at the website Kaboose can be believed. I came across a short survey that women can take on the habits of their husbands, with the idea …
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This Kid didn’t stay in the picture
I had, like everyone, a rather complicated childhood. After my parents divorced, my mother, for reasons only she can account for, decided to move my brother and I from New York City to a small town in the Bible Belt. I split the remainder of my childhood between there and the city. While this was …
Crotchfruit and other terms of endearment
I must say, I was extraordinarily pleased by the comments we received about yesterday’s post, “Matt is raising a LUSH!”. I learned so many new things. For example: Matt–you are a CUNT. Thank you, Felix, for pointing that out. I had no idea. He did father a child, after all. Matt: NO ONE LIKE’S SASHA. …
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Matt is raising a LUSH!
And CNN has the fricking goods on him. For shame, Dadwagon Matt. Such a lovely child, too! If you have come over here from CNN.com, welcome to DadWagon. We’ve been fearlessly covering the babies-in-bars controversy forever (or at least for a few weeks). World Famous Writer Matt Gross, pictured above with his lil’ Lush, chided …