Attention unwed parents: The state of Washington plans to round you up, sterilize you, and steal your babies (with dingoes!). Don’t believe me? Check this out: the federal government is paying them to abduct your child! Run! Yes, they call the program something innocuous, like “Focus on the Child: Family-Centered Services for Unwed Parents in …
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“Chuck Tompkins, whale trainer, has often been asked the question “how can you get a killer whale to urinate on cue, and I can’t get my son to pee in the toilet?” Who hasn’t asked themselves this very same question? The above is from a short article from MyFox 25 in New Hampshire, entitled “Training …
Perhaps I shouldn’t allow myself to descend into print world geekery (no, I should be worried about diapers, swine flu, the demise of the middle class education, pre-teen sex, kidnapping, and all the other joys of parenting–who has time to read?), but I just thought a little attention should be paid to the passing of …
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A few words from Amy Aikon of the Los Angeles Times that I thought related to an earlier post by our good friend Matt (see “Monster Dad Abuses Child, Writes About It”). Aikon relates the story of a Thanksgiving holiday ride that was screwed up by an ill-behaved two-year-old named Adam. The kid screamed so …
