Michael Jackson Porn Video

In honor of this week’s Tantrum, I give you: Michael Jackson, Macaulay Culkin (plus various other angelic-looking blonde children), and … cream pies. The real question is, would you let Michael Jackson take your crotchfruit to Per Se? LEGAL-EVIDENCE QUOTE FROM MICHAEL: “I just loved it. It could have gone on and on as far …

DadWagon Video: The 2010 International Toy Fair

Last week, Nathan and I visited the 2010 International Toy Fair to see what kind of crap we’re going to be suckered into buying come Christmas. But we had a surprise—we actually liked a lot of what was on display. So we produced this fine video documenting our adventure. It’s not exactly smoothly edited, and …