In honor of this week’s Tantrum, I give you: Michael Jackson, Macaulay Culkin (plus various other angelic-looking blonde children), and … cream pies.

The real question is, would you let Michael Jackson take your crotchfruit to Per Se?

LEGAL-EVIDENCE QUOTE FROM MICHAEL: “I just loved it. It could have gone on and on as far as I cared.”

Last week, Nathan and I visited the 2010 International Toy Fair to see what kind of crap we’re going to be suckered into buying come Christmas. But we had a surprise—we actually liked a lot of what was on display. So we produced this fine video documenting our adventure. It’s not exactly smoothly edited, and I have no idea how to mix sound, but we hope you like what you see. There’ll be more to come down the line.