The Immortal Life of Yitta Schwartz

Picture 27This weekend, the Times brought us the staggering story of Yitta Schwartz, a Holocaust survivor from Hungary who died last week at 93. Mrs. Schwartz, a member of the Satmar Hasidim, had eighteen children, fifteen of whom lived to adulthood. Those fifteen, by and large, were as fecund as their mother, and the Hasidim tend to marry young. All of which added up to this: By the time she died, Yitta Schwartz had great-great-grandchildren, and could count 2,000 living descendants. According to the Times, she made it her business to turn up at every bris, bar mitzvah, wedding, and funeral, and that commitment amounted to a full-time job.

It’s a sharply divisive story. On the one hand, I cannot set aside the destructive nature of fundamentalist religion. Women like Yitta — and women in fundie Christian, Mormon, or Muslim sects — lead a very constrained life, with a huge physical workload and few escapes. The men are usually freer, but not free. They often work within belief systems that in premodern life were reasonable and practical but are now distortions. (Having a couple of dozen kids made more sense when the infant-mortality rate was 70 percent.) And the unbelievable number of children they bear is, arguably, a strain on everyone’s resources, not least their own.

On the other hand, she was a true believer, and appears to have lived without the easy hypocrisy that we “evolved” sorts do. I may be nominally freer than Yitta was, because I can come and go as I please, and have a less exhausting life. Yitta had her God-given mission, and fulfilled it better than just about anyone; I half-succeed at some fraction of what I do, and consider those few occasions triumphs. Simpler and more straightforward (if not necessarily easier) goals have their place, too.

DadWagon Video: The 2010 International Toy Fair

Last week, Nathan and I visited the 2010 International Toy Fair to see what kind of crap we’re going to be suckered into buying come Christmas. But we had a surprise—we actually liked a lot of what was on display. So we produced this fine video documenting our adventure. It’s not exactly smoothly edited, and I have no idea how to mix sound, but we hope you like what you see. There’ll be more to come down the line.

Well, It Works With Cats. Why Not Babies?

Picture 26Many of you must know all about the message boards at Urbanbaby.com and YouBeMom.com. Both are sites devoted to mostly upscale urban parenting concerns, and get thousands of posts per day. Urbanbaby is known for endless debates over the particulars of private schooling, furious arguments over dietary choices, and McGwire-size doses of Upper East Side entitlement; the latter group peeled off the former a couple of years ago and is, if anything, a little more keyed-up. (Maybe some of you can tell the difference between the two sites’ voices. I can’t.)

Many, many Urbanbaby posts trend along the lines of “My toddler was given Gogurt at school today! With high-fructose corn syrup! What are they THINKING?!” There’s also a lot of twaddle about the fine points of private-school admissions. All at once, it is a remarkably close community, a mirror held up to the more ridiculous aspects of well-off urban life, and annoying as hell. In among all that prissiness and locavore neo-Calvinism, though, there is useful advice shared, and a sense that some sane people are lurking among the nightmarish ones. Tonight, for example, I spotted this post, a sympathetic response to a parent’s dejected note that her little boy had bonked his face for the first time and given himself a fat lip. (For reference, “DB” means “darling baby,” and “DH” is “darling husband,” the customary and annoying abbreviations used on these sites.) And I can’t tell you how nice it was to see this, in among all the obsessions of the wealthy:

I FLUNG db over my shoulder at 3 weeks. DH passed her to me and I took her a little too enthusiastically. She sailed over my shoulder and bounced on the bed HARD!

I can’t stop giggling at this, especially because the kid’s fine (I assume; otherwise the mom would never have posted this). It’s straight out of a Chevy Chase movie.

A Week on the Wagon

We at Dadwagon are no strangers to trivia, and yet this week we seriously indulged our obsessions with the minor, negligible, insignificant aspects of fatherhood. Perhaps this is because we chose as our Tantrum the not-necessarily-vital question “Is It Wrong to Raise a Geek?”

If so, that certainly explains the excitement with which Theodore pounced upon the Napmink! and his credulity in actually believing something printed in the Daily Mail. (Ha!) But it might be just a balancing-out after his poignant meditation on death.

Christopher, meanwhile, let himself get all moony—almost crying, he says!—over not only the Olympic opening ceremonies but the speed at which his little kid is growing up. Hey, Bonanos, know what else old baby underwear is good for? Drying up almost-tears!

Of course, I’m absolutely irrelevant as well. Swinging one moment from an obsession with armpits, the next to cheap Photoshop tricks, the next to the latest Brooklyn baby bar ban, I was only consistent in my willingness to deploy exclamation points and the phrase “OMG.”

Nathan, however, is the most perplexing case. He wrote about a study on Private Public Schools. He kvetched that U.S. mombloggers are more materialistic than their UK counterparts. He even actually interviewed Bambu, the Filipino version of Mos Def. Hey, Thorny, why so serious? What’s with all this, like, journalism?

And that was the week on the ‘wagon. Tune in Monday for something very special—our first video feature! It’s sure to be exciting, if trivial.