Madonna Wants Your Baby!

Exactly like a virgin
Exactly like a virgin

Quick–Third World Mothers: HIDE YOUR FRICKING BABIES!!!

Madonna still may be in the market for little ones to abduct adopt, and Lord knows she likes ’em cheap.

Here, via, Babble, is a rundown on Madonna and the evil dwarves who come in the night to TAKE YOUR CHILDREN:

“I’m really proud of the work that I’m doing in Africa. I feel a tremendous sense of accomplishment in terms of my career and the work that I have done.

“I have four children now and I’d like to think I’m a good mother. I feel a great sense of satisfaction in all areas of my life.”

That woman is a saint.

Published by Theodore

Theodore Ross is an editor of Harper’s Magazine. His writing has appeared in Harper’s, Saveur, Tin House, the Mississippi Review, and (of course), the Vietnam News. He grew up in New York City by way of Gulfport, MS, and as a teen played the evil Nazi, Toht, in Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation. He lives with his son, J.P. in Brooklyn, and is currently working on a book about Crypto-Jews.

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