Exactly like a virgin

Quick–Third World Mothers: HIDE YOUR FRICKING BABIES!!!

Madonna still may be in the market for little ones to abduct adopt, and Lord knows she likes ’em cheap.

Here, via, Babble, is a rundown on Madonna and the evil dwarves who come in the night to TAKE YOUR CHILDREN:

“I’m really proud of the work that I’m doing in Africa. I feel a tremendous sense of accomplishment in terms of my career and the work that I have done.

“I have four children now and I’d like to think I’m a good mother. I feel a great sense of satisfaction in all areas of my life.”

That woman is a saint.