A silly little piece in the Times the other day caught my attention.
It was, at least on one level, a good holiday story about commercialism and overspending on children for the holidays. As a parent, I can relate. JP got two sets of Lincoln Logs (one from my Dad, one from my ex), a TinkerToy set (from me), two identical learn-to-write-letters kits (one from my mother, the other from my brother), a dominoes set from my mother (we’re going gangsta in my house, apparently), along with tons of clothes he will never wear.
The writer, Julie Scelfo, talks about how she can’t convince her parents to stop giving her child so much stuff. Fair enough. She also talks about culling some of the toys that her child doesn’t use any more. Check.
Fine, fine, fine.
But why does this issue have to become an issue?
While entire industries have sprung up to help people deal with problems like household clutter, few resources exist … for navigating what many discover to be an emotionally laden issue: how to keep well-meaning loved ones from overdoing it with gifts for the children. Online message boards are filled with pleas from exasperated parents seeking advice on managing the endless influx of toys, and preventing what they see as the dual tragedies of creating waste — financial and environmental — and raising spoiled brats.
Huh? Is she suggesting a support group for parents who get too much shit? Perhaps there might be a little blue pill that might help? Should we pass legislation protecting parents from over-consumerish grandparents?
Ugh. The article goes on in this vein, too, not wanting to leave any part of this ridiculous “hot-button issue” uncovered:
One grandmother recently posted an anonymous message on grandparents.com asking for help dealing with what she sees as ungrateful behavior: “Am I unreasonable to expect my daughter-in-law to keep the clothing and toys I give my granddaughters for a while before she gets rid of them?” she wrote. “It seems like everything I purchase or make for the girls is given away or ‘lost’ after a short time. It upsets me to the point of tears.”
Has anyone alerted the National Guard?
Look, I get all of this stuff. We buy things for lots of reasons: love, guilt, fear, pleasure. Buying pervades everything that has to do with the holidays, our relationships with our children, all of it. But this is just claptrap, something only marginally true that is reported as real about a thing that is mildly disturbing and pitched as a big problem.
Gotta love the Old Gray Lady.