No, the Farrelly brothers quality didn't write this story.

A new turn in the story of this Wisconsin woman who took revenge on her unfaithful man by gluing his penis to his stomach. She’s called it a “stupid spur-of-the-moment” move, and will not be doing jail time.

The fun details revealed in this story, however, include:

• a) She called in the guy’s three girlfriends to watch,
• b) She used fake-fingernail glue,
• and
• c) He allowed her to tie him up and blindfold him beforehand, because she pretended it was kinky play.

Somehow, you can’t help thinking that she’s only moderately sorry.

Dadwagon, needless to say, does not endorse this behavior, but does admire her acting skills and story sense.

(Hat-tip: New York magazine’s Daily Intel.)