Ladies and Gentlemen, the 51st President of the United States

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When we first e-mailed pictures of our wee newborn to his grandparents, one of them responded, “Looks like a future president!” My reaction was a proud chuckle; my wife’s was mild horror. “I would NOT want him to be president,” she said.

Not even a little? I’ve been thinking about that question ever since. Extreme achievement can do extreme good, and it can also damage and warp people. It’s often said that the qualities that allow one to become president (an almost pathological urge to power, a willingness to shill for campaign funds, a potentially dangerous ability to persuade) should automatically disqualify you from the job. It would be difficult, as a parent, to hear the absolutely vicious things said about your kid should he achieve high office. The last few presidents have all been called treasonous, traitorous, murderous.

Then, of course, there is the other possibility. Every presidential family knows that there’s a shadow over that house. Forty-three men have been president, and nine of them have been shot at. Four have been killed. That’s nearly 10 percent.

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...have been a little less successful than we've hoped.

This came to mind this morning at daycare, when one of the teachers remarked upon our little guy’s ability to throw his sippy cup a great distance. I made a little crack about our future Olympian, and she responded, “Little guy’s going to make you proud.” And not to get all squishy about it, but I did realize that almost anything productive he found himself doing would, in fact, make me proud. If it comes with a motorcade, well, that’s very nice, too.

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About Christopher

Christopher Bonanos is a senior editor at New York magazine, where he works on arts and urban-affairs coverage (and a few other things). He and his wife live smack in the middle of midtown Manhattan, where their son was born in March 2009. Both parents are very happy, and very tired.

2 thoughts on “Ladies and Gentlemen, the 51st President of the United States

  1. My kid came out looking like a 6 month old, and even my most gender-sensitive-progressive-hippy-alterna-friends have echoed the “Ohio State football scholarship!” comment. For all my fancy book learnin’ and relative petiteness, I’ve apparently bred a peasant child perfect for the midwestern fields. At first it bothered me, before I realized that, wow, I don’t have the impulse I might have thought I would have had to make my kid repeat my cultural/ideological path and would be proud (yeah, cheesin it up) if he was a jock. Except for all that stuff about permanent brain damage, I guess…

  2. Love the motorcade reference. Funny and clever. Nice to hear about parents who are proud of their children. That’s the way it should be. We have a facebook page Buttered Dreams which shows why we are so proud of our 4 yr. old.

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